There once was a Rep. named Beatty,
Who witnessed something quite shady,
She said with a groan,
“It’s the worst she’s ever known,”
In the Capitol, things were quite hasty.
There once was a man named Todd Blanche
Used a list during press briefing by chance
He acknowledged the aid
That the list had conveyed
At the White House, he took a stance
There once was a man named Warsh,
Who became the new bank chief in a flash,
With a unanimous vote,
He took over the boat,
And set sail with a powerful splash.
There once was a girl named Tomi,
Who thought morons should have the right to be,
But she’d point out their folly,
And make them feel quite jolly,
In the world of free speech, she’d decree.
There once was a niece of Kennedy
Who said Trump is as great as can be
He won’t stop until his name
Is forever linked to fame
As a president, we shall see.
There once was a man named Steiner
Who took office, feeling the strainer
Forced out his predecessor
Now he’s feeling lesser
In his job, he’s a deep complainer.
There once was a palace of fame,
Buckingham Palace its name,
A rare statement they shared,
In response, they declared,
A limerick to add to the game.
There once was a Veep named Kamala,
In Michigan she’ll campaign with El-Sayed, oh la la!
For Senate they’ll vie,
With a gleam in their eye,
Hoping victory will come their way.
There once was a man named Max,
Whose designs were never lax,
In the 60s he began,
With colors that ran,
His art was like a flower power climax.
There once was a Secretary named Meink
Who spoke of space control weapons, not meek
He said the U.S. had them on-orbit
To keep adversaries off their orbit
With such power, their dominance they seek.