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There once was a man named Trump,
Who tried to make a big jump,
He held the Kennedy Center,
Hostage, he did enter,
To add his name, what a chump!

There once was a man named Trump,
Corrupt and incompetent, a big lump.
Democrats did say,
“We’ll find a way,
To stop him before he can jump.”

There once was a virus called measles
In the U.S. it caused many upheavals
More deaths in two years
Than in thirty, it appears
It’s a crisis that nobody conceals

There once was a president bold
Who attacked a strategist old
From Fox News he did strike
It left many alike
Wondering why the story was told.

There once was an administration,
Selling out for each situation.
New York Dem did declare,
They don’t really care,
For a buck, causing great agitation.

There once was a Late Show host so grand,
Who didn’t want to discuss the land,
He celebrated his prize,
With no presidential ties,
Avoiding that topic he planned.

There once was a comic so bold
He went where no one had dared to behold
With a joke so risqué
It caused quite a dismay
But his wit was worth more than gold.

There once was a veep on the go
Campaigning for Roger, you know
In a race thought quite easy
For Republicans breezy
But the outcome was hard to foreknow

There once were two sons of Trump’s name,
Their words about dad weren’t the same,
One praised him with glee,
The other, not so free,
Their views on dear father, a game.

There once was a jump, so grand
It leaped across all the land
It was really, really large
A sight to surely barge
And left everyone in the sand