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There once was a veep très deep,
His meta-analysis didn’t sleep,
Of the “genius” show he’d speak,
Sending a message unique,
Political theme he’d always keep.

There once was a comedian presenting,
Lead Actor in a Drama Series, relenting,
Though he took a while,
He brought on a smile,
And the crowd found his wit quite cementing.

There once was a man named Gates
Who warned of AI’s social fates
He said we must act
To avoid the impact
And prevent inequality’s rates

There once was a star from SVU
Who sang about TV screens too
Like Joan Jett she did rock
Her voice caused quite a shock
In a ditty that was fresh and new.

There once was a man with a plan,
To launch a new social span,
Nine years ago he bashed,
A report that had clashed,
With the truth about his golf club stand.

There once was a statue so tall
For Kirk it stood proud and enthralled
A tribute unveiled
On death’s one-year sailed
In memory the bronze did enthrall

There once was a nominee for Grammy,
Whose theatrics were always so flammy.
With electrifying flare,
He’d put on a grand affair,
His signature style was quite glammy.

There once was a Senator from Kentucky,
Whose recovery was long and unlucky,
From childhood polio’s grasp,
He struggled to clasp,
In frustration, his journey was mucky.

There once was a board in a town
Planning to shut a center down
They also did mull
Ten ways to engrave Trump’s skull
Inscribed on a monument, big and brown.

There once were some stocks in the tech field,
Their slide made investors quite yield,
AI leaders did warn,
Of a slowdown they scorn,
While oil prices made markets squeal.