There once was a host from the show,
Who won Emmys, a few in a row.
He’ll make an appearance,
With much perseverance,
From the Late Show, the fans’ love will flow.
There once was a preacher named Sarah,
Who condemned the Arapaho wayfarer,
From the Wind River Res,
She was shown the way out,
For her sermon was met with much rancor.
There once was a man named Carr,
Who critiqued Kimmel from afar.
He weighed in on the fight,
Over YouTube one night,
Talarico’s FCC fears bizarre.
There once was a measles scare,
A family’s loss they could not bear,
The coroner did vow,
Measles can cause sorrow,
Life-threatening, a reminder so rare.
There once was a show called “60 Minutes”
That shared news in well-spoken tidbits
For fifty-nine seasons strong
They’ve been getting it all wrong
But viewers still tune in for their visits
There once was a plan, so they say,
For healthcare to find a new way,
But it was just an outline,
Not fully defined,
Leaving many in dismay.
There once was a fellow named Lance,
Whose response left folks in a trance,
He wasn’t quite ready,
His thoughts were unsteady,
And his reply just didn’t enhance.
There once was a president, quite grand,
Who couldn’t quite understand,
A question about a post,
Made on 9/11, almost boast,
His puzzled expression was quite unplanned.
There once was a president who,
Received thanks from the White House crew,
For things he had done,
Before he was gone,
Leaving many saying, “Oh, phew!”
There is real pain that people are feeling,
Said Bill Stepien with deep sense of dealing,
With challenges great,
That determine our fate,
And make us all question our healing.