There once was an artist named JMSN
Whose music Trump used without permission
He fought back with great might
To protect his work’s right
And now he’s the one in position
There once was a president bold,
Whose remark spread fast and took hold.
Shared on social media,
It went viral, no anesthesia,
His words, a story retold.
There once was a wave, said Kelly, “wow,”
More than blue, we’re a tidal wave now.
With power so vast,
We’ll surely outlast,
And leave our opponents to cower and bow.
There once was a man named Flynn,
Who played music with a grin.
But the jury’s quick decision,
Caused him much derision,
For his fate was sealed in a spin.
There once was a man named Johnson
Promising to keep things the same
But his policies led to a war
With Iran, causing prices to soar
Now voters see through his deception
A young man named Will Reeve,
Said, “This year has been defined by change.”
Three months post-wedding he learned,
Of a diagnosis, his heart churned,
In sickness and health, he must rearrange.
There once was a park in SoCal,
Where a man met a tragic downfall,
On the X2 coaster ride,
He sadly passed to the other side,
A lawsuit they settled, overall.
There once was a coach named Mike Brown,
Who said his team might come to town.
To visit the White House,
And see President Trump’s spouse,
As the first champs, they won the crown.
There once was a man named Trump
Who signed a pact with a thump
AI companies agreed
To review, plant the seed
For tech to improve, not just jump
There once was an anchor on CNN,
Who questioned with vigor and yen,
“Did your office not see
What happened? Tell me!”
Inquiring why they hadn’t delved in.