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Former counsel named Smith, what a man!
Got the Jan. 6 report to a plan,
But the volume may never
Be seen, oh, how clever,
Public eyes may not see it scan.

There once was a man named Jack,
Whose social media post caused a big flap,
People were puzzled and confused,
His actions were heavily scrutinized,
And the reactions were quite a mishmash.

There once was a man named Eric Javits
Who observed how women set limits
With wide-brimmed hats, oh so wide
So no one could come inside
To steal a kiss from their mitts

There once was a Late Night comedian
Who joked, “full steam ahead” for his fun
With wit and great charm
He caused no alarm
Just laughs and applause, he had won.

There once was a forecast so dire,
For Southern California, a mire.
Windy and dry,
Oh my, oh my,
Another day of wildfire’s ire.

There once was a man who’d often preach,
False claims in his speeches he’d reach,
But history will show,
The truth we all know,
In Trump’s inauguration, he’d breach.

There once was a reporter named Dale,
Who critiqued the president’s tale,
On Inauguration Day,
He had much to say,
In his analysis, he did not fail.

There once was a man named Bush,
Whose behavior caused quite a hush.
His actions caused a stir,
The people did concur,
His antics made them all blush.

There once was a president, quite wily,
Whose comment made his rival feel fiery.
In 2016, they did compete,
Now their anger is replete,
Their feud has become rather direly.

There once was a host named Fallon,
Who saw the first lady’s hat callin’.
With humor and grace,
He laughed in her face,
As meme fame began to be sprawlin’.