There once was a Late Show host named Dave,
He joked about who’s in power to rave.
His comedy theory,
Brought plenty of query,
On who’s truly the one to behave.
There once was a late night host
Who joked about love the most
He said with a grin
This must be a sign
That the two are truly engrossed
There once was a singer named Billy
Whose voice was often quite shrilly
At the Liberty Ball
He sang through it all
Despite hoarseness and glitches willy-nilly
There once was a host of renown,
Who saw an odd break go down,
At the inaugural event,
An unexpected dissent,
Left the “Daily Show” host with a frown.
There once was a president bold
Who fulfilled a promise foretold
Just hours after sworn in
His divisive act did begin
Leaving many opinions to unfold.
There once was a president who found,
He had really good grounds all around.
But the order he gave,
Will legal challenges pave,
And in court, the verdict be found.
There once was a president, they say,
Who pardoned 1,500 in a day.
And with six commutations,
He made proclamations,
In a controversial display.
There once was a man named Sánchez,
Attending Trump’s swearing-in days.
In a lacy skin-baring dress,
He caused quite a mess,
Criticism came in full blaze.
There once was a rich man named Trump,
Whose hand gestures caused quite a bump,
Allies were curious,
Their queries were furious,
Asking what made his hands jump.
Despite Trump’s pet peeve galore,
Low water pressure he did abhor.
But appliances new,
Got a thumbs-up review,
Consumer watchdogs can’t ask for more.