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There once was a star with a plan
To sing for the new president man
But the sound went awry
Though she gave it a try
Her voice reached the crowd in the stand

There once was a man quite tyrannical
Who left the Paris Agreement, quite cynical
It was more than symbolic
This time, not so frolic
His actions were truly diabolical

There once was a man from D.C.,
Who voted for TikTok to be free.
Chinese ownership stirred quite a fuss,
But Grothman said, “It’s a must!”
Now TikTok must divest, you see.

There once was a team led by Trump,
Who tried to make Obama’s heart jump,
On social media, they trolled,
But the plan quickly got old,
Their efforts were met with a thump.

There once was a niece of Trump’s name,
Who found solace in knowledge’s claim,
She took comfort in one thing,
Her thoughts took wing,
In the chaos, she found a little aim.

There once was a man on a quest,
To find UFOs in the West,
He claimed to be part
Of a secret team’s heart,
But his story left many perplexed.

There once was a journalist from Times,
Who foresaw the second term’s dire signs,
Of an anti-immigrant rant,
From Trump, the hardliner, so staunch,
In his policies, harsh and unkind.

There once was a Rep. named Donalds
Whose words caused a lot of appalls
He said of the president-elect
In a manner quite incorrect
His odd way left many in squalls

There once was a man named Enten
Who found a detail quite potent
He exclaimed “My goodness gracious”
About the president’s polling status
In a limerick, this story was written

There once was a musician so bright,
Who was asked by the president-elect one night.
He was truly amazed,
And felt quite dazed,
By the question that caused such a plight.