There once was a Pope named Francis,
Who criticized with great boldness,
He put the new administration,
On blast with indignation,
Over their planned mass deportation mess.
There once was a man named Trump
Whose orders created a thump
Border and environment
Were his main intent
Campaign promises he did jump
Southern Californians fear the winds,
Heightened fire risk now begins.
After blazes that killed,
And homes they have thrilled,
The danger still looms, it rescinds.
There once was a Gov from Cali
Who asked for aid in a hurry
With no strings attached
He passionately hatched
A plan for relief in a flurry
There once was a house with a view,
Two glass panels broke, that won’t do.
They needed replacement,
But that was the extent,
For the rest of the house was like new.
There once was an app, quite contrived,
That Trump had a plan to revive,
American users were blocked,
But he was not shocked,
For a solution, he strived.
The “SNL” hosts were not shy
Mocking the president-elect guy
With jokes and jests
They gave it their best
Ahead of his big day nearby
There once was an app, gone for good,
From stores it was swiftly removed.
Its website then said,
The platform was dead,
No more short videos would be viewed.
There once was a comic so sly,
Who joked ’bout the fires in L.A. sky.
He talked ’bout Carter’s trip,
Then gave Trump a whip,
In “SNL” with a wink of his eye.
There once was a tennis star, so fine,
Who posted on TikTok, divine.
She mimicked trends with ease,
And brought fans to their knees,
Her videos, a sight to enshrine.