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There once was a man named Trump
Who thought Hollywood needed a jump
He hired actors quite rare
To improve and repair
A troubled place needing a thump

There once was a veep who did stress,
That Trump’s pick was one big mess,
He urged the GOP,
To just let it be,
For the Department of Health, no to bless.

There once was a first lady so fine
Who skipped the inauguration line
No reason was given
For her choice unbidden
To miss the event was her design

The president-elect championed the ban,
But he’s had a change of heart, this man.
He once was all for it,
But now he sees a bit,
Of a different plan in his grand span.

There once were two souls in dire fires,
Unable to flee from the pyres.
Their disabilities,
Brought tragedies,
In Los Angeles, their fate inspired.

There once was a man named Musk
Who criticized his friend with gusto
A neuroscientist turned pundit
Their friendship now shattered to dust
In public, their feud is a must

In 2017 at lunch, Trump’s elation,
Called for cheers, gave Hillary ovation,
Promised peace and prosperity,
Under his new authority,
In a grand, bold inauguration.

There once was a man named Uecker,
A comedian and broadcaster,
Earned his nickname with ease,
On Johnny Carson’s show, a tease,
His humor was a real showstopper.

Some conservatives made a bold vent,
Claiming wildfires showed LA’s management was bent.
But the city will prove them wrong,
And still host the event strong,
With determination and talent, their message will be sent.

There once was a man named Jason Miller
Who told Dems to beware of “Pound Town”
He rebuked a reporter
With words that were shorter
And caused quite a stir in the town