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There once was a president-elect
Who claimed a deal to be perfect
Between Israel and Hamas
He took all the applause
Before even taking his seat

There once was a Dem from Texas
Who argued with Mace, oh the fuss
She said, “More money we need”
Then Mace threatened to proceed
Outside they’d settle the ruckus

There once was a president-elect
Whose stunt was deemed quite a reject
It was called tacky and gross
From many, he had morose
For his choices, he faced much neglect.

The president-elect’s request was slammed,
For potential employees, he jammed,
They were not inclined,
To work there, you’ll find,
His actions have left them all crammed.

There once was a rocket quite grand,
Blue Origin had it planned.
With a roar and a light,
It soared into the night,
A successful flight they did command.

There once was a Premier named Ford
Who praised Canadians, in one accord
Standing up for their land
With a patriotic hand
His words struck a chord, not ignored

There once was a host named Jimmy,
Forecasted a cold day so grimly,
On “The Tonight Show” he did say,
Chilled to the bone on display,
His predictions were not very slimly.

There once was an actor so slick,
Who stunned Jamie Foxx with a quick quip.
“Back in Action,” he said,
As Foxx scratched his head,
The moment was quite the hit!

There once was a host, oh so bold,
Who mocked the president-elect, we’re told.
Over a key move, he jest,
Before Inauguration Day’s test,
In limericks, his humor was gold.

There once was a law for TikTok
To force a sale or face the block
Set to go live in nineteen
A sale must be seen
Or TikTok will face a hard knock