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There once was a warning from Fox,
That the government’s act was in blocks,
“It’d be disastrous,”
Said Elex, quite boisterous,
For solutions, they must break the locks.

There once was a Trump acolyte,
Who said, “Language you must get right!”
He did linguistic tricks,
With verbal gymnastics,
To prove he was always in the right.

There once was a host of late-night,
Who questioned the speaker’s insight,
He didn’t buy her logic,
Found it quite tragic,
And on his show, he put up a fight.

There once was a comedian so bold,
Who refused to let Trump’s name be told.
On “Late Night” he’d mock,
Without ticking the clock,
A mystery president of whom we’re not sold.

There once was a commentator on CNN
Who reminded a Shark Tank man
About ties to the president-elect
Their exchange was quite direct
On-air tension flared up again.

There once was a president-elect
Whose views did a sudden deflect
He changed his stance fast
On a law that won’t last
Now his first term’s shadowed with regret

There once was a president who’d preach,
“Fact-checking on social media’s out of reach.
Lies smother the truth,
For power, forsooth,
Farewell address, his final speech.”

There once was a man named Wells, so fine,
Who died in a mix-up, divine.
Two years later, his son
Saw news of what was done,
In a hospital, the error did shine.

There once was an executive named Tim,
Who said locking products is grim.
In an earnings call,
He admitted his fall,
Boosting sales was the light that was dim.

The Treasury, with assets to guide,
Recovered $215 million in stride.
Thanks to Congress’ decree,
Access to a database, you see,
Of the deceased, where funds can’t hide.