There once was a man from South Dakota,
Who was known for killing a dog, oh la la!
Trump’s elder son said,
To his boy, filled with dread,
“You kill everything, but even you wouldn’t go that far, voila!”
There once was a first lady named Jill,
Who spoke about a rumor that’s still,
The former Speaker’s push,
To make her husband hush,
But Joe Biden remains in the thrill.
There once was a comic so dandy
Who bought a chopper so handy
For emergencies dire
But it failed to inspire
Now he’s stuck on the ground, feeling bandy
There once were two planes in the sky,
In Phoenix, they almost did collide,
With too little separation,
It caused quite a sensation,
But thankfully, both landed just fine.
More than three decades ago,
FDA rejected Red 3’s show,
In cosmetics and drugs,
It faced disapproving shrugs,
For safety, they wanted to know.
There once was a man named Jones
Replaced by Rebecca with loans
Former CNN exec
Interim, what the heck?
Now the new leader dethrones
There once was a host of Tonight
Who recalled a moment that was quite
At Joe Biden’s swearing-in fair
He found humor in the air
In a limerick, he shared the sight.
There once was a president named Pezeshkian,
Who told NBC they were mistaken.
Iran would not kill,
It’s not in their skill,
Assassination plans never awakened.
There once was an economist who
Slammed a policy as “terrible,” it’s true
He criticized the president-elect’s plan
Saying it was not worth a single fan
His words caused quite a hullabaloo
There once was a chain, so they said,
Rules to help customers were spread.
Paying patrons come first,
In this scheme they are nursed,
A coffee chain’s plan, so it’s read.