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There once was a corporation, so brash
Their tribute made quite a big splash
Anger fizzed over in a rage
For the president-elect’s stage
Their reputation took a harsh crash

There once was a Late Show host so witty
Who used jokes to poke fun at a nominee
The defense secretary was the target
In a classic joke format, no one could forget
The host had everyone laughing in the city

There once was a congressman quite clever,
Who hit Jesse Watters with a blunt endeavor.
Said, “Fox News, remember,
You’re not the defender,
Of truth, you’re just a pretender.”

There once was a senator named Mullin,
Whose defense of Hegseth was bafflin’
It got weird in a hurry,
But he didn’t worry,
Just kept on talkin’ and laughin’.

There once was a man named Eric Schmitt
Whose complaint was spectacularly hit
By a poster behind
That was clearly unkind
Sabotaging his claim with great wit.

There once was a warning that spread
“We are not out of the woods yet,”
The National Weather Service said,
Caution is key,
Stay safe and don’t fret.

A “Daily Show” correspondent, so merry,
Watched the Senate with eyes sharp and wary,
At the defense secretary nominee,
He found many a comedy,
In the confirmation hearings quite hairy.

There once was a media mogul so shrewd
Whose team requested footage so crude
They wanted to see
What was caught on TV
To make sure all the facts were reviewed.

There once was a Rep named Crockett
Who of Mace was quite quick to mock it
She called her a loser
A social media abuser
In a spat that was tough to pocket

There once was a man named Baldoni
Whose lawyer was quite the phoney
He wanted Disney and Marvel
To keep all documents in a parcel
Related to the character of ‘Nicepool,’ quite a journey