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Prosecutors had evidence so grand,
But obstacles they did withstand.
Despite the key hurdles,
Their case did not crumble,
In court, they made a strong stand.

There once were some anchors on ABC
Who defended their colleague with glee
When his on-air attire
Set the internet on fire
But they stood by him proudly, you see

There once was a singer named Bey
Who donated in a big way
Two point five mil
To help those in ill
Her kindness will shine every day

There once was a president-elect
Whose new agency plan drew much heck
It duplicated work
Of agencies, a quirk
Mocked for being a redundant pet

There once was a pilot who said,
“It’s not just firefighters going out there and winging it,”
With courage and skill,
They face danger still,
Their bravery fills us with dread.

There once was a Kardashian named Kim
Who praised the firefighters on a whim
She urged Newsom to raise
Their wages and give them praise
For risking their lives on a whim

There once was a man quite cantankerous,
With habits that were quite hazardous,
Not a judge, but a grouch,
His personality did vouch,
A man so very unscrupulous.

There once were some therapists so witty
Hair salons and estheticians, what a pity
They found ways to reflect
The city’s soul, so perfect
Helping in ways that were truly gritty

There once was an app called TikTok,
That faced a ban from the big shot.
Users moved to RedNote,
To stay afloat,
As the U.S. government called the shot.

There once was an actor retired,
In Altadena he quietly resided.
His great-granddaughter did plea,
To find him, you see,
In Los Angeles, they so desired.