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There once was a writer of fantasy
Accused by women, not one, but all three
In a Magazine exposé
Their voices had their say
Against him and four others, can it be?

From fake fundraisers to lost pet extortion,
Scams around disasters cause much commotion.
Look out for red flags,
To avoid these mean hags,
And protect your wallet from their emotion.

There once was a man named Trump
Who wanted Bennie Thompson to jump
Into jail for his work
On a committee that did lurk
But the idea just landed with a thump.

There once was a Trump with such gall,
Who denied climate change to all.
As California fires burned,
Her denialism turned,
A limerick’s not enough to recall.

There once was a star-elect so dear
Who may join the campaign without fear
A surprise appearance
With great perseverance
In 2024, the people will cheer

There once was a comedian bold,
Who dumped on the president-elect, we’re told.
In “Late Night” he’d mock,
With each quip and knock,
His jokes were sharp, biting and cold.

A man with no administry skill
Was seeking a job with a thrill
The letter was sent
His incompetence meant
He lacked expertise, all had their fill

There once was a man, Lorne Michaels,
Whose show had its share of critics,
They claimed it was cruel,
But he stuck to his rule,
And kept creating comedic hits.

There once was a host of great fame,
Who joked about Elon’s strange claim,
That alone time with Trump,
Would make him jump,
Oh what a peculiar game!

There once was an actor so bold,
Who couldn’t do it now, truth be told.
With style and with grace,
He owned every space,
But alas, he just couldn’t uphold.