Greenland Official Reveals Finger-Flipping Welcome For Donald Trump Jr.

There once was a man named Trump’s son
Whose welcome in Greenland was spun
Pipaluk Lynge said
The reception was dead
Not bright as he claimed when all was done

Donald Trump Addresses That Viral Video With Chuckling Barack Obama

There once was a president-elect
Who didn’t realize, to his regret
At Carter’s funeral exchange
He saw footage so strange
Now that moment he’ll never forget

‘Pizzagate’ Gunman Killed By Police In North Carolina After Traffic Stop

There once was a man named Welch
Who was stopped by police in the Belch
He was a passenger so
Off to jail he did go
In Kannapolis, his fate was dealt

Stephen Colbert Has A Brutal Community Note For Mark Zuckerberg’s Meta Changes

There once was a tech billionaire
Racing to “kiss” Trump’s derriere
Changing things fast
To make sure he’d last
Late Show host found the move quite unfair

‘Daily Show’ Makes An ‘Awkward’ Analysis Of Trump’s ‘History’ With Carter Funeral Guests

There once was a woman named Desi,
Who found herself feeling quite queasy,
Sitting near the new president,
At Carter’s funeral, she felt quite bent,
For the group, it was all so uneasy.

‘A Life That Was Worth So Much More Than $2.50!’ Bus Driver Fatally Shot Over Fare

There once was a family in plight
Raising funds and rallying with might
Against violence that’s rife
Aiming to save a life
Of public workers under the spotlight.

Supreme Court Denies Trump Bid To Halt Sentencing In Hush Money Trial

The burden on the President-Elect’s plate
From sentencing is rather lightweight
The court did declare
In a ruling so fair
For the new leader, a fortunate fate.

Global Music Stars Who Haven’t Quite Hit The High Notes In America

There once was a singer named Robbie
Whose biopic hit theaters all snobby
Internationally known
But in the States, not shown
For success, he’s no American hobby

How You Can Instantly Help With The Los Angeles Wildfires

In times of despair do not bow,
Take action and help out somehow,
Together we’ll rise,
Through tears and through sighs,
Support in any form – we vow.

Residents In Neighborhood Nearest The Origin Of Palisades Fire Plead For Help

There once was a town feeling sad
People leaving, it made them mad
Abandoned, they cried
With nowhere to hide
Forgotten, things seemed very bad

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