Greenland Official Reveals Finger-Flipping Welcome For Donald Trump Jr.
There once was a man named Trump’s son
Whose welcome in Greenland was spun
Pipaluk Lynge said
The reception was dead
Not bright as he claimed when all was done
There once was a man named Trump’s son
Whose welcome in Greenland was spun
Pipaluk Lynge said
The reception was dead
Not bright as he claimed when all was done
There once was a president-elect
Who didn’t realize, to his regret
At Carter’s funeral exchange
He saw footage so strange
Now that moment he’ll never forget
There once was a man named Welch
Who was stopped by police in the Belch
He was a passenger so
Off to jail he did go
In Kannapolis, his fate was dealt
There once was a tech billionaire
Racing to “kiss” Trump’s derriere
Changing things fast
To make sure he’d last
Late Show host found the move quite unfair
There once was a woman named Desi,
Who found herself feeling quite queasy,
Sitting near the new president,
At Carter’s funeral, she felt quite bent,
For the group, it was all so uneasy.
There once was a family in plight
Raising funds and rallying with might
Against violence that’s rife
Aiming to save a life
Of public workers under the spotlight.
The burden on the President-Elect’s plate
From sentencing is rather lightweight
The court did declare
In a ruling so fair
For the new leader, a fortunate fate.
There once was a singer named Robbie
Whose biopic hit theaters all snobby
Internationally known
But in the States, not shown
For success, he’s no American hobby
In times of despair do not bow,
Take action and help out somehow,
Together we’ll rise,
Through tears and through sighs,
Support in any form – we vow.
There once was a town feeling sad
People leaving, it made them mad
Abandoned, they cried
With nowhere to hide
Forgotten, things seemed very bad