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There once was an app for wildfire
Alerts that all users did acquire
600,000 in just one day
A record, they say
For safety, their goal they aspire

There once was a reporter so clear,
Covered events that brought fear,
From 9/11 to D.C.’s dire,
In a career that did inspire,
His stories will always be near.

There’s a push to blame liberal policies,
For chaos and lawlessness, they tease.
Finger-pointing at diversity,
Inclusion efforts, you see,
In blue states, this trend does not cease.

There once was a mayor from New York,
Who faced an ultimatum’s stark,
But he couldn’t abide,
So he stepped aside,
In the end, it all seemed a lark.

There once was a daughter named Joan,
Said, “It’s amazing what you grab,” she groan.
With humor so sharp,
She’d always impart,
And leave us all in stitches alone.

There once was a tech mogul so bold
Who denied all the allegations he’s told
With his mother and brothers
They stood by each other
In a statement so firm and so old

There once were two presidents, it’s said
Who made a pact before they were dead
Their spirits agreed
For a reading, indeed
Their promise was kept, it was said

The president-elect’s attorneys say,
It contains evidence never released to the public, they declare today,
In court they will fight,
With all of their might,
To prove their case in their own special way.

There once was a man named Saliterman
Who planned to change his plea to guilty, man
But a life-threatening infection
Caused a sudden rejection
Now his legal situation’s in a jam

There once was a filmmaker so bold,
His harsh feelings he clearly told.
As he gave an award,
His words struck a chord,
In the indie world, his tale was retold.