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There once was a Mayor named Bass,
Whose trip to Ghana caused a gasp.
When asked by a reporter,
About her supporter,
She silenced him with a quick rasp.

There once was a crisis so great,
Displacing residents from their state,
Celebrities too,
Were feeling blue,
Other awards shows had to wait.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who tried to make his case jump,
He asked the Supreme Court,
To delay the report,
But his request left them in a slump.

In Southern California, fires spread fast
Experts say they’re defying the past
Urban flames burn with rage
Deadly fires on the stage
A calendar can’t make them recast.

There once was a resident so bold
Offering any amount of gold
To protect his abode
The disconnect showed
Leaving commenters amazed, so I’m told

There once was a host who would gloat
As our city was burning, he’d gloat
He said with a grin
While we all faced sin
In the flames, he found his own boat

There once was an actor who wept,
As she spoke of fires that crept.
She ranted and raved,
About all that she craved,
In her Los Angeles community, she kept.

There once was a president-elect,
Who “can’t and he knows he can’t” correct,
He doesn’t care at all,
Said the “Late Night” host in a drawl,
Incompetence he will never reject.

There once was a Globes winner, you see,
Whose out-of-the-box notion stirred debate with glee.
In the show “Hacks” she shined,
Her creativity defined,
A talented actor, we all can agree!

There once was a host of Tonight,
Who received quite a shocking sight,
He joked with a grin,
About the image sent in,
Saying, “No way, this is truly a fright!”