There once was a congresswoman from Texas,
Who schooled CNN’s Scott with finesse.
Diversity and inclusion she’d tout,
Explaining what it’s all about.
A lesson he’d never forget, no less.
There once were some folks in great pain,
Displaced by a wildfire’s fierce reign.
Their homes now in doubt,
As they waited about,
Hoping their city would remain.
There once was a Fox News personality,
Who decided to return to boxing with glee.
He stepped into the ring,
Ready to do his thing,
An unexpected career swap, you see.
There once was a governor from Cali,
Who told the new president slyly,
“Blame me for the fires,
But my state never tires,
Of fighting back, ever so spryly.”
There once was a man named Trump,
Considered a court seat to stump,
But his team had their say,
And he went another way,
Choosing Vance, his decision to thump.
There once was a Late Show host who
Joked ’bout the president-elect’s view
Explaining the J6 Choir’s new anthem
In humor, he’d constantly send ’em
Funny remarks that we all knew
In Hollywood, theaters are grand,
Evacuation zone, they command,
From Dolby to Chinese,
Audiences must seize,
A swift exit, as danger may stand.
There once was a comic named Desi
Who clowned the president-elect with glee
In a rant on his media site
She mocked his actions with delight
Her humor was truly carefree
There once was a justice so bold,
Unaware of the application that would unfold,
In a conversation unaware,
To the Supreme Court’s despair,
A mistake in the story was told.
There once was a Pontiff who said
Children in God’s heart have a bed
Harming them, you’ll regret
Accountable, you can bet
In God’s eyes, their protection is spread.