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There once was a president who tried,
To protect ancient trees far and wide,
But as he exits his post,
It’s clear he won’t boast,
Of lasting safeguards for nature’s pride.

There once was a town under siege,
With water system not built for this league.
Officials decried,
The stress amplified,
As the flames made their cause intrigue.

There once was a nurse named Delilah,
Accused of neglect, causing much trial-ah,
With a CNA named Kylah Beard,
Both charged with a crime so feared,
For neglecting a patient in dire stry-lah.

There once was an actor quite keen,
Who on CNN made a scene.
He said, “I’ve not seen
Such a wild screen,
In my life, this has never been seen.”

A judge in Minnesota did rule,
For unpaid bills, the company must pay the full.
Interest and costs,
Were also embossed,
On the bill, they must not be a fool.

There once was a girl named Neal,
Whose baby was quite a big deal,
In LA she gave birth,
To a son of much worth,
Making her grandma quite squeal.

The president-elect acknowledged the fires,
But blamed Newsom, which many inspires.
He promised to help,
But threw shade with a yelp,
In politics, it’s all about tires.

There once was a key adviser bold
Whose words for the prime minister were cold
He criticized with glee
For all to see
The president-elect’s story he told.

There once was a star from 90210,
Who confessed on her podcast, you know,
That she struggles to walk,
In her garage, she can’t talk,
A problem quite big, to show.

There once was a rule for passports,
To write in them led to retorts.
Just sign your name, nothing more,
Or write contacts in a store,
Or face consequences in courts.