Trump Requests Merrick Garland Not Release Final Special Counsel Report
There once was a man with great power
Whose lawyers reviewed in an hour
Jack Smith’s document bright
Between Jan 3 and 6, just right
The president-elect, in the ivory tower
There once was a man with great power
Whose lawyers reviewed in an hour
Jack Smith’s document bright
Between Jan 3 and 6, just right
The president-elect, in the ivory tower
There once was a host who said, alas
By reinstalling Trump, we pass
Through Orwellian glass
A political class
In a world that’s topsy-turvy, alas
There once was a host from “The Daily Show”,
Who joked about a scene that did blow.
A blanket of white,
Filled with anger and spite,
Over the Capitol did it go.
There once was a leader named Joe
Who protected lands with a glow
He set a record high
For nature, he’d try
Biden’s legacy continues to grow
There once was a prime minister Egede
Who declared Greenland was his to parade
He said “Greenland is ours”
In his political powers
But will it stay that way, he must persuade
There once was an actor so sad
Expressed grief for a tragedy so bad
In a statement she said
With her husband, now dead
Their family’s hearts felt so mad
Big tech, seeking new collaboration
With Trump’s team, in a bold demonstration
They aim to play nice
With this new advice
To avoid any confrontation.
There once was a boy just three,
In Honolulu he tragically did flee,
Fireworks exploded with great force,
On New Year’s Eve, it was a remorse,
A sad ending for all to see.
There once was a man from Nebraska
Whose wife caught the vice president’s eye
He refused to make contact
With a stare that was quite abstract
For Fischer’s husband, no look from on high
There once was a death in Louisiana,
The news came on a sad Monday,
Health officials did say,
In a solemn display,
The state mourned in a somber array.