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There once was a mayor from New York,
Who faced contempt in court, oh what a fork!
In D.C. he’ll appear,
His fate unclear,
Will he face consequences or not, we’ll see at the fork.

There once was a man named Trump,
On the edge of being a felon, a lump.
He wanted his hearing to cease,
To find a bit of peace.
But the judge said, “Sorry, no jump.”

There once was a leader extreme,
Limited to one hour, his dream.
In his cell he would stay,
For most of the day,
His freedom a faraway gleam.

Congress planned to convene one day
During a snowstorm, come what may
To certify ’24 election
For Trump’s presidential selection
But the blizzard caused a delay

There once was a star in a show,
Whose pastel velour did glow,
It was called Jeremiroquai,
By a commenter one day,
For its style, this actor did crow.

There once was a star in White Lotus,
Who was set to attend, but forgot us.
Her husband had died,
So she stayed by his side,
And missed the event that they wrote us.

There once was a man named Fanone
Who faced Trump supporters’ cruel blow
He said, “Democracy’s done”
For he nearly met his own
In a country he once loved, now woe

There once was a star from Challengers,
Who wore a ring that sparkled like embers,
On her left hand it shone,
In the spotlight alone,
A glamorous sight that remembers.

There once were some protections, so grand,
But Trump’s fossil fuel plan took a stand.
Despite all the strife,
They’ll likely stay in life,
And continue to protect the land.

For regions with snow that’s immense,
The heaviest in at least a decade’s immense,
The National Weather Service did state,
In this region, the snowfall is great,
For snow lovers, it’s a joyous recompense.