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There once was a city by the sea,
Where chaos ensued, oh woe is me!
The anchor inquired,
If New Orleans was fired,
Homeland Security faced scrutiny.

There once was a lady named Jess,
Told Jeanine her talk was a mess,
She accused her of shifting,
Those goalposts, a grifting,
In politics, it’s all a chess.

There once was a man, Jabbar by name,
Who drove his truck, causing great shame.
Through New Year’s crowds he plowed,
Leaving chaos and crowd cowed,
Now authorities seek to assign blame.

There once was a man named Osmond,
In a family act, he was fond,
With teen hits so sweet,
Their fame was complete,
Their music was loved and responded.

There once was a man from New Orleans,
Whose spirit could never be shorn.
He cheered for the game,
With passion aflame,
In the city where jazz is reborn.

There once was a suspect at large,
Who planted bombs near the Capitol’s barge.
Four years have gone by,
And still we ask why,
The culprit remains on the discharge.

There once was a governor’s son,
Who had to translate for fun.
A barb that was sly,
Made the governor cry,
But his son saved the day and won.

There once were two stars in a feud
“It Ends With Us” caused quite a mood
Their fighting won’t stop
It’s a never-ending swap
Their anger forever renewed

There once was a crash in Fullerton,
In Orange County, no one was certain,
Cars collided with force,
As the scene took its course,
Leaving chaos behind, most disconcertin’.

If the settlement is approved,
iPhone owners might feel quite moved,
Tens of millions could claim,
And receive some sweet fame,
For the faulty battery, they reproved.