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There once was a Late Night comedian
Who said, “This is f**king nuts, right?”
With jokes that were sharp and keen
His humor was quite a sight
Making audiences laugh ’til day or night.

There once was a singer so fair,
Whose plane collided in mid-air,
At Scottsdale Airport they fell,
In a terrible, tragic swell,
Leaving many in deep despair.

There once was a Rep from Connecticut
Who took a new pill and then felt a bit
An adverse reaction
Caused a big distraction
But soon he was feeling quite fit.

There once was a legal analyst named Toobin
Who found a situation quite troublin’
He told Anderson Cooper
It’s truly a blooper
One of the most bizarre, he was bubblin’

There once was a man, a deceiver,
He duped donors, a true nonbeliever,
To build a wall in a row,
Money went, but where it did go,
Trump’s ally, a former advisor.

There once was a judge quite mellow
Who let an official stay, not to go
For now he can still play his role
And not worry about losing control
Thanks to the judge’s decision, oh so mellow

There once was a suspect quite bold
In shooting the CEO, so I’m told
He’ll use the funds
To fight all the runs
Of charges, both state and federal.

There once was a press that was free,
Refusing to bow or to flee,
Not dead, they’ll stand strong,
And fight against wrong,
Their voice will forever be key.

There once was a calendar so fine,
Google claimed it was apolitical, not a sign.
But changes were made,
To please Trump’s tirade,
Bending to his whims, toeing his line.

There once were products quite grand,
Sold at Trader Joe’s in the land.
Recalled with a frown,
Botulism’s the noun,
Costco, Publix had them on hand.