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There once was a bill that was absurd,
Rep. Carter’s idea was quite blurred,
If Lee Greenwood would sing,
That would be quite a thing,
Making the legislation perturbed.

There once was a giant online store,
Selling items that made people abhor.
Antisemitic stuff,
And content quite rough,
Their actions could not be ignored.

There once was a man named Filion
Who made threats with a phone like a siren
To a Florida mosque
And others, oh gosh
Now he’s facing a legal lion

There once was a news anchor so fine
Who faced criticism for her outfit design
She hinted at challenges faced
But kept her grace and good taste
Despite the drama, she continued to shine

There once was a halo so bright,
Spotted by Euclid in flight.
Around a galaxy near,
A sight so clear,
In the vast cosmic night.

There once was a portal online,
Where Jan. 6 evidence should shine,
But videos are gone,
In a lawsuit withdrawn,
Leaving turmoil and questions to define.

There once was a guy, Sam Altman,
Who said of a person, “I can
Feel for him, you see,
I don’t think he’s happy,”
At the AI Summit in Paris, a grand plan.

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose policies made people jump,
Arrests at the church,
Made many search,
For a leader less likely to thump.

There once was a boy, just four years old,
Whose finger found its way to his nose so bold,
Then on Trump’s desk it did land,
A gesture the boy thought grand,
Now his action has been widely told.

There once was a schnauzer named Monty
Who won at the Westminster show promptly
With fur so long and neat
He wowed everyone he’d meet
A champion dog, so nonchalantly