There once was a correspondent so clever,
Who trolled the defense secretary forever.
He exposed a loophole used slyly,
To rename a military site wily.
On “The Daily Show,” he did endeavor.
There once was a late night host
Who mocked the president’s boast
He turned a question so plain
Into a veep-bashing campaign
In the end, it was all just a roast
There once was a CNN anchor so bold,
Who made a comment quite cold.
He later said sorry,
For causing a worry,
His words had left many feeling quite old.
There once was a commenter who said,
“No one understands government,” in dread.
The folks just don’t get
How the system is set,
Confusion fills up their poor heads.
There once was a president, critics said,
Who talked about himself, it’s been read.
He spoke without knowing,
His ego was showing,
And for that, he got teased and misled.
There once was an actor so bold,
Who warned of authoritarianism’s stronghold,
He sounded the alarm,
On its rise with great charm,
In hopes that its power would fold.
There once was a Trump adviser bold,
Whose social media post was sold,
It did not go well,
A tale he will tell,
Of the day his reputation was told.
There once was a secretary quite wary
Awkward truths by Dana Bash were quite scary
CNN’s spotlight did shine
On homeland security’s line
As the truth was quite hard to carry
There once was a man named Trump, so bright,
Ali Velshi said with delight,
“It might be a fun idea,
But it could cause some fear,
For the consequences are not light.”
There once was a president quite eager
To annex a country, not meager
His hopes were not in jest
For the north, he expressed
A desire to make it his treasure