There once was a judge of great might,
Who blocked Trump’s order with foresight,
Birthright citizenship stays,
For children, come what may,
In the U.S. illegally, it’s a right.
There once was a writer named Robbins,
Who penned tales with deadpan, no probs,
His absurdity shone,
In zig zag story zones,
A master of words, he was quite the gob.
There once was a veep who drew,
Rebukes from lawmakers, not a few,
Sitting and former,
They called him a charmer,
But his actions left them feeling blue.
There once were some researchers so smart,
Who found a new way to depart,
Endangered bats they could find,
By analyzing saliva behind,
When sipping nectar, a unique art.
There once was a man named Trump
Whose return to the White House was a jump
Follow along for the latest updates
As he makes his grand entrance, no debates
Back in power, he’ll start with a thump
There once was a man named Dellinger
Head of the Office of Special Counsel, a ringer
He’s fighting back with a lawsuit
Justice Department, he did refute
Now the legal battle will linger
There once was a man named Ye
Selling swastika shirts, oh me
Through a Super Bowl ad
But the public was mad
For promoting such hate, you see
There once was a mountain named Denali,
But McKinley it was called, oh so stately,
The agency did decree,
To change it, you see,
Now back to McKinley, they’ll say daily.
There once was an adviser named Flynn
Eager to avoid prison sin
For Trump he did toil
But now faces turmoil
Hoping freedom he can win
There once was a president, Trump,
When asked about Vance, he said, “Nope.”
Pence was his choice,
With a confident voice,
“Very capable,” he joked with a jump.