There once was a man named Altman,
Who offered to buy Twitter, oh man!
For $9.74 billion he’d pay,
If you want it, hooray!
A deal that would make heads spin and tan.
At Scottsdale Airport one day,
Two jets collided, causing dismay.
One person has died,
And others were injured beside,
A tragic scene, sorrow’s display.
There once was a host of great note,
On “Last Week Tonight” he’d emote.
He said he’s back to gloat,
With humor he’d coat,
And deliver a hilarious quote.
There once was a late night host
Who claimed the president did boast
About a petty reaction
Causing quite a commotion
In news and social media posts
There once was a board quite conservative,
Predicting a disaster, quite assertive.
In their paper they wrote,
Of impending doom they spoke,
A prediction quite dire and pervasive.
There once was a president who set
An alarming first step, they fret
But he did not heed
And continued to lead
Till his actions caused widespread upset.
There once was a president’s speech,
That took a turn quite out of reach,
His remarks, uncomfortable and brash,
Caused quite a political backlash,
Leaving many with a feeling of impeach.
There once was a singer quite strong
As a guest at Bon Jovi’s, he did belong
To keyboardist Bryan’s big bash
But he didn’t stay, made a quick dash
Leaving the party before too long.
There once was a woman named McBride
Who the president’s team did deride
She spoke of their chaos
Their corruption, no loss
To her colleague, no words she supplied.
Any steel coming into the States
Will face tariffs at a hefty rate
A 25% charge
For imports at large
The President’s plan to set things straight