There once was a judge named Engelmayer,
Who issued an injunction, oh so fair,
After attorneys general came,
To sue Trump and put him to shame,
Now he must comply and prepare.
There once was a nation so hot,
Where cooling was pricey, a lot.
They pondered with glee,
Could atomic power be,
The first in Southeast Asia to adopt?
There once was a President named Trump
Who treated journalists like a grump
The Pentagon’s decision
Was met with derision
For their hostility made many jump
During his first presidency, Trump sparred,
With California, their laws he charred.
Over climate and water,
Immigrant rights he slaughtered,
In battles, both sides left scarred.
There once was a host with a knack,
For comebacks that would not crack,
When Rep. Byron Donalds spoke,
The host’s response was no joke,
A snappy comeback to attack.
There once was a plane in the Bering Sea
Investigators puzzled as can be
Trying to ascertain
What caused the plane to wane
In icy waters, it went down, you see
There once was a filmmaker so great,
Whose death left fans mourning their fate,
From “Twin Peaks” his fame,
Tributes to his name,
For his work, we will forever venerate.
There once was a guest, uninvited,
Who in a cozy spot resided,
With a delectable meal,
He was coaxed out with zeal,
Into the night he then glided.
Authorities say the remains were found,
Of 10 souls who tragically drowned,
In a plane crash so dire,
On the Bering Sea mire,
Their bodies now safe on the ground.
There once were two dogs, Vanish and Sawyer,
In an event that was older, not newer,
They ran and they played,
In a game that was made,
Long before football’s big game drew a viewer.