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There once was a plane in the Bering Sea
Investigators puzzled as can be
Trying to ascertain
What caused the plane to wane
In icy waters, it went down, you see

There once was a filmmaker so great,
Whose death left fans mourning their fate,
From “Twin Peaks” his fame,
Tributes to his name,
For his work, we will forever venerate.

There once was a guest, uninvited,
Who in a cozy spot resided,
With a delectable meal,
He was coaxed out with zeal,
Into the night he then glided.

Authorities say the remains were found,
Of 10 souls who tragically drowned,
In a plane crash so dire,
On the Bering Sea mire,
Their bodies now safe on the ground.

There once were two dogs, Vanish and Sawyer,
In an event that was older, not newer,
They ran and they played,
In a game that was made,
Long before football’s big game drew a viewer.

There once was a sportscaster revered,
Who hadn’t called games in two years,
His iconic voice,
Made the fans rejoice,
As he returned, everyone cheered.

There once was a PM from the north,
Who thought he was speaking henceforth,
But the media stayed near,
And his words they did hear,
As he critiqued the U.S. president’s course.

There once were some agents so glum
Worried Musk and Trump had them on the run
Their fears did not cease
As they fretted in peace
Elon’s sight set on them, one by one

There once was a Chief from KC,
Who said it would quite an honor, you see,
To have Trump appear,
At the Super Bowl this year,
Against the Eagles, would be quite a spree.

A congressman named Frost, so keen,
Called armed federal officers to the scene.
He wanted protection,
For his own satisfaction,
But it all turned out to be a routine.