There once was a man with an Indian wife,
Who faced racism, causing much strife.
He lacked the courage to speak out,
Leaving his family to doubt,
A husband and dad without a life.
There once was an order so terse,
For agency workers to disperse,
Just 30 days to return,
Or their jobs they would spurn,
A deadline that felt like a curse.
There once was a Doge worker, quite bright,
Whose nickname was turned into a sight.
The CNN anchor, with glee,
Made it the punchline, you see,
And laughter echoed through the night.
There once was a man named Pritzker,
Who teased the president much quicker,
He said with a grin,
Lake Michigan will win,
And Green Bay will be his new sticker.
There once was a man named Ippei
Who stole money in quite a big way
From the Dodgers he took
Seventeen million it shook
Now in court he must pay and obey
There once was a commentator so bold
Who denounced Trump, his words were quite cold
Suggesting U.S. decide Gaza’s fate
Amidst pundits, he joined the debate
In a chorus of voices untold
There once was a billionaire man
Who reshaped America’s plan
Appointed by Trump
His power did jump
Unprecedented, the article ran.
There once was a firm called Edison,
Admitted its role in a great con,
In a filing they made,
Their guilt was displayed,
For causing the Hurst Fire, they’ve won.
There once was a comic who said
“I feel horrible,” as he pled
“Sorry, Bill and Billy,
I just tried to be silly,
I apologize for what I’ve spread.”
There once was a boy from Arkansas,
With a rifle in hand, he caused quite the fuss.
He walked into the airport,
With a demeanor of sorts,
But was caught before causing a raucous.