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There once was a sportscaster revered,
Who hadn’t called games in two years,
His iconic voice,
Made the fans rejoice,
As he returned, everyone cheered.

There once was a PM from the north,
Who thought he was speaking henceforth,
But the media stayed near,
And his words they did hear,
As he critiqued the U.S. president’s course.

There once were some agents so glum
Worried Musk and Trump had them on the run
Their fears did not cease
As they fretted in peace
Elon’s sight set on them, one by one

There once was a Chief from KC,
Who said it would quite an honor, you see,
To have Trump appear,
At the Super Bowl this year,
Against the Eagles, would be quite a spree.

A congressman named Frost, so keen,
Called armed federal officers to the scene.
He wanted protection,
For his own satisfaction,
But it all turned out to be a routine.

There once was a man with an Indian wife,
Who faced racism, causing much strife.
He lacked the courage to speak out,
Leaving his family to doubt,
A husband and dad without a life.

There once was an order so terse,
For agency workers to disperse,
Just 30 days to return,
Or their jobs they would spurn,
A deadline that felt like a curse.

There once was a Doge worker, quite bright,
Whose nickname was turned into a sight.
The CNN anchor, with glee,
Made it the punchline, you see,
And laughter echoed through the night.

There once was a man named Pritzker,
Who teased the president much quicker,
He said with a grin,
Lake Michigan will win,
And Green Bay will be his new sticker.

There once was a man named Ippei
Who stole money in quite a big way
From the Dodgers he took
Seventeen million it shook
Now in court he must pay and obey