There once was an airline most grand
Rolling back diversity programs as planned
Trump’s anti-DEI stance in the air
Caused many companies to despair
But inclusion and equity still make a stand
There once was a president bold
Who likened a plane and a chopper to hold
Said the odds are quite low
Like golf balls that go
Colliding on greens, we’re told
There once was a man who was joking,
About getting a third term, he was hoping,
Trump’s squawking was clear,
Since 2020, we hear,
But the Constitution’s rules, he’s provoking.
There once was a man named Uribe-Tobar,
Accused of a crime that went far,
Smuggling a woman so sad,
Found frozen, so bad,
In a river, in northern New York, ajar.
There once were some advocates who
Said incidents show what they knew
The dangerous plight
Of immigrants in the light
Of President Trump’s harsh debut
There once was a gal named Desi Lydic,
Who saw a Trump official get sick,
He was enduring a rite,
In the spotlight’s bright light,
And Desi’s reaction was quick.
There once was a man named Natsios
Who criticized a pair with bravado
For pushing “a lot of garbage”
Their efforts to gut the message
Of the agency, he said they were shallow.
There once was a Caravan so daring,
From Unalakleet to Nome it was faring,
Nine passengers as well,
And a pilot, they did tell,
But missing, the news had them all glaring.
There once was a view quite absurd,
In Congress it “deserves to die,” declared,
The conservative take,
In the newspaper’s wake,
Opinions clashed, tensions stirred.
There once was a prez and his mate
Whose plan caused a national debate
The adviser did warn
Of an attack to be borne
A prescription for a dire fate