There once was a commentator so bold
Who denounced Trump, his words were quite cold
Suggesting U.S. decide Gaza’s fate
Amidst pundits, he joined the debate
In a chorus of voices untold
There once was a billionaire man
Who reshaped America’s plan
Appointed by Trump
His power did jump
Unprecedented, the article ran.
There once was a firm called Edison,
Admitted its role in a great con,
In a filing they made,
Their guilt was displayed,
For causing the Hurst Fire, they’ve won.
There once was a comic who said
“I feel horrible,” as he pled
“Sorry, Bill and Billy,
I just tried to be silly,
I apologize for what I’ve spread.”
There once was a boy from Arkansas,
With a rifle in hand, he caused quite the fuss.
He walked into the airport,
With a demeanor of sorts,
But was caught before causing a raucous.
There once was an airline most grand
Rolling back diversity programs as planned
Trump’s anti-DEI stance in the air
Caused many companies to despair
But inclusion and equity still make a stand
There once was a president bold
Who likened a plane and a chopper to hold
Said the odds are quite low
Like golf balls that go
Colliding on greens, we’re told
There once was a man who was joking,
About getting a third term, he was hoping,
Trump’s squawking was clear,
Since 2020, we hear,
But the Constitution’s rules, he’s provoking.
There once was a man named Uribe-Tobar,
Accused of a crime that went far,
Smuggling a woman so sad,
Found frozen, so bad,
In a river, in northern New York, ajar.
There once were some advocates who
Said incidents show what they knew
The dangerous plight
Of immigrants in the light
Of President Trump’s harsh debut