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There once was a saying, so fit,
“Turns out the eyes really do have it.”
With vision so clear,
No need for much fear,
In sight, they found the perfect fit.

There once was a man named Josh Johnson,
Who explained why the president’s feeling down,
Over the Epstein saga,
It’s causing much drama,
Now the truth is widely known around.

There once was a host from Late Show
Who mocked the president’s strange flow
Over odd moments in a big speech
His jokes hit the mark like a leech
Making viewers laugh in a row

There once was a metal icon’s daughter
Who shared a musical memory with her father
In a heartfelt nod
To the tunes they both adored
Their bond growing even stronger and fonder.

There once was a network so sly,
Avoiding a sex offender’s tie,
To Trump they’d not mention,
Their right-wing intention,
In silence, they’d let the truth fly by.

There once were women who delayed
Having children, some even never strayed
Researchers found no need to be alarmed
For these choices should not be charmed
It’s a personal decision they’ve made

There once was a CEO named Andy,
Who left his role quite dandy.
Then Kristin Cabot fled,
From the tech company she led,
Departures in roles, oh so handy.

There once was a man named Santos,
Who got caught in his deceptive pantos,
Guilty of wire fraud,
And theft that was mod,
Now he faces his legal entangos.

There once was a man named Chuck E.,
The officer said, “Come with me, Chuck E.”
In a Florida restaurant, they did meet,
The suspect’s heart skipped a beat,
As he realized he was not free.

There once was a singer so brave,
Who felt he just had to behave,
When a moment hit nerve,
He decided to serve,
And his courage he chose to engrave.