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There once was a man in reflection
Whose past caused quite an objection
In a 2010 deposition
He spoke of his connection
To the future president’s direction

There once was a late show host, you see,
He revealed the cost of bending the knee.
To the president he’d bend,
But the price, he’d defend,
In the end, it was all just for free.

There once was a show quite animated,
Taking on the president, unabated.
With Paramount in control,
Their settlement took its toll,
A limerick for which they’re elated.

There once was a “Late Night” host
Who ranted and raved the most
Over ties reported
To a sex offender sorted
In limericks, his anger he’d boast.

An attorney who’s fought for the weak,
Claims to know where Epstein’s book’s cheek.
With victims in mind,
He’s on the crime grind,
Seeking justice for those who can’t speak.

A lawyer for Maxwell confirmed,
Discussions with government affirmed,
Said she’ll always be true,
Testify through and through,
In court, her honesty will be confirmed.

There once was a probe, so they say,
Focused on Medicare bills in play,
Anonymous sources revealed,
The company’s practices, unsealed,
Investigation ongoing, come what may.

A wrestler whose fame did impress
Catapulted the WWE with finesse
He fought in the ring
And made the fans sing
A legend, his name we all bless

There once was a car maker, so bold,
Whose finances were frightfully cold.
Their results were so grim,
The future looked dim,
Their woes left investors in a stranglehold.

There once was a man named Scott Jennings,
Who rejected what Phillip was sending.
Pro-Trump he did stay,
Ignoring all day,
Their views were never blending.