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There once was a man from the land
Labeled “The Godfather of Metal,”
Osbourne helped define
the heavy metal sound,
with a voice that could rock any band.

There once was a man named Trump
In the White House, he made his jump
With flags and eagles so grand
He claimed, “I’m the hunter, not banned”
But his critics still gave him a thump

There once was a guy, a fascist,
Whose job he did suddenly dismiss,
After a debate quite shocking,
With Mehdi Hasan, mocking,
Now he’s out of work, what a miss!

There once was a man named Mark Epstein,
Who believed his brother’s death was fine.
But two pathologists came,
And convinced him he was to blame,
Now he’s left with guilt in his mind.

There once was an administration
Departing from its old fixation
No longer just the worst
Now all are coerced
In immigration enforcement’s duration.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who made distractions to make his base jump,
Miles Taylor did say,
To keep Epstein away,
As Trump would try to outsmart the lump.

The company warned, “residual impacts might stay,
On our flights, even after the stop’s gone away.”
Passengers fret,
But the company set,
To make sure their schedules don’t stray.

There once was a man from South Carolina
Who tried to spin jumbotron drama
But his plan quickly fell
People laughed, oh what a swell
His Trump support went down like a comma

There once was a star from Fox News,
Whose critics would often accuse.
They reminded her well
Of her TV show spell,
But she kept on making the news.

There once was a Texas Democrat,
Who spoke on the Epstein scandal so fat,
He said, “Republicans know,
Just one thing, and it shows,
Their understanding is lacking in that.”