In Texas, the flood took its toll,
Three missing, down from a troubling roll,
Officials search with great care,
In hill country, they dare,
Hoping to find them whole.
There once was a neighbor next door
Whose loud solo sex we abhor
Etiquette expert said
Just clear your head
And let them be noisy, no more
Republicans, in Senate race plight,
Facing headaches and troubles, alright,
To keep their majority,
They must fight with authority,
Or lose it all in the upcoming fight.
There once was a man named Epstein
Whose crimes were quite vile and obscene
The DOJ tried to unseal
But the public’s appetite, they can’t heal
For new revelations, they’re keen
There once were two friends, it is said
Stacey Williams claimed as their thread
Epstein and Trump, the pair
In friendship did share
A bond that some found quite widespread
There once were leaders of great renown
Whose conduct and standards fell down
Their accountability lacked
The company was attacked
Their reputation took a big frown
There once was a star from Parks and Rec
Who admitted he’s no math whiz, by heck
He hit the president hard
With a reality shard
And proved he’s no one to outreckon
There once was a man from East Hollywood
On Santa Monica Boulevard he stood
An incident occurred
His emotions were stirred
In Hollywood, he knew he should
There once was a man named Watters,
Who angered the California governor in chatters.
“See you in court,” Newsom replied,
For the lie that Watters implied,
Apologies followed in the aftermath clatters.
There once was an EPA branch,
The Office of Research to enhance,
But now it’s no more,
Which we all deplore,
As studies on pollutants it quashed.