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There once was a man named Stewart,
Who in an interview did assert,
“Boy, that’s a good question,”
With much contemplation,
His response left everyone alert.

There once was a Guild in dismay,
Concerns arose about Trump’s sway,
The cancellation they fear,
Is a bribe that is clear,
Writers worried, what will Trump say?

There once was a dentist named Craig
On trial for a murder so vague
His daughter, so frail,
Told a damning detail
In a letter, he tried to evade.

There once was a man named Trump,
Who vowed to sue with a thump,
He denied the lewd letter,
Said he had nothing better,
But the controversy continued to jump.

There once was a tech company scandal,
Astronomer corrected the misinformation handle,
The viral clip was a mess,
But they straightened out the guess,
Now the truth they did carefully channel.

Hegseth told Congress with oil,
A plan to detain on U.S. soil,
Thousands of people, the goal,
At bases they’d stroll,
Hegseth’s proposal did uncoil.

There once was a president with a plan,
But his troubles began to span.
A rude awakening he faced,
As his power was erased,
In a limerick, his fate began.

There once was a man named O’Donnell,
The president’s threats he did quell.
He sounded the alarm,
On a network’s new charm,
A decision that surely did compel.

There once was a girl named Commisso
Whose lawyer claimed quite a blow
A settlement won
Against Cuomo, the one
Now mayor he aims to go

There once was a man named Tim Miller
Whose words made the community shiver
He said, “Don’t play us for fools”
At The Bulwark, he rules
His honesty made him a winner