There once was a man named Mick
Who claimed Trump’s secrets were thick
If the proof was revealed
The president’s fate would be sealed
But the White House didn’t play that trick
There once was a couple so fine
Took guardianship of children nine
Through surrogacy birthed
In their hearts they were worth
Now a family, their love will entwine
There once was an athlete so brave
Skydiving faster than sound, he did crave
But tragedy struck
In Italy he was stuck
Now he rests in a faraway grave
There once was a man named Seth Jason,
Who threatened to kill Greene and her clan,
He made calls to her office,
And was quite the novice,
But now he’s in jail, as the plan.
There once was a man named Cuomo
Whose comeback plans didn’t quite flow
Mamdani’s sharp reply
Caused donations to fly
For the Democratic mayoral show
There once was a note from 2003
Said, “May every day hold a secret for thee”
With a message so bright
It brought pure delight
A wonderful wish for all to see
There once was a man named Trump,
Who had a friend with a financial lump,
But the friend met his fate,
In a jail cell, oh how great,
Awaiting trial, he took the final jump.
There once was a network named CBS
Whose shock announcement caused quite a mess
Speculation sparked
On motives politically marked
As cancellation left fans in distress
There once was a man named Klepper
Who took down the president’s zapper
Surprise comments were made
About his predecessor’s shade
Now the truth is out and clearer
There once was a host of Late Show
Exposed issues the president wouldn’t show
With humor and wit
He didn’t quit
Bringing light to what others won’t crow