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There once was a man named Enten,
Whose surprise was quite evident,
As the president’s woes,
With Epstein arose,
Navigating GOP criticism, amen.

There once was a host named Kimmel
Whose network made a surprising claim
He didn’t hold back
In response to the tack
His feelings he did not conceal

There once were some liars so bold,
Their antics were crazy, we’re told.
A MAGA backlash they caused,
As Trump’s fans were quite appalled,
Over Epstein the truth they unfold.

There once was a rapper so bold,
At the White House his story is told,
He’s looking ahead,
To the event he’s been led,
His future is shining like gold.

There once was a governor from Calif,
Who flipped the prez’s words in a laugh,
He threw them right back,
With a sharp verbal crack,
Leaving the president feeling quite daft.

There once was a video so bold,
Propaganda, the story it told,
On social media it spread,
But people were quite misled,
Embarrassing and gross, we’re told.

There once was a plan so grand,
To increase democratic land,
A national election to be held,
By 2029, the people compelled,
To participate and take a stand.

There once was a window so clear,
Into MAGA mindset, it peered,
Late Night host exclaimed,
Perfectly framed,
Insightful, that glass was so near.

There once was a senator from Cali
Who to the president said, “Bye-bye”
With a demand he did follow
Leaving the president feeling hollow
In two words, he made his reply

There once was a man named Bergman,
With respiratory issues, a grand plan,
He continued to write,
Songs in the twilight,
Till the very end, his mind ran.