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There once was a man named Dan Rivera,
Who toured with a toy, a real fearer,
In “The Conjuring” it starred,
Haunted many a yard,
Now his story is clearer.

There once was a president who
Was praised for his Coke skills, it’s true
A social media post
Called him Coke’s best spokesman almost
Like Dr. Cosby, but with less rue

There once was a podcast so grand
That shifted the whole podcast land
Rogan and right-wingers too
Propelled Trump, that much is true
A ranking that’s made them all fans

There once was a lawmaker, Democratic,
Who said Trump’s actions were problematic,
His refusal to share
Epstein files, it’s not fair,
“Kind of answers the question,” emphatic.

There once were some lawyers distressed
At a facility quite far out west
Communication was poor
With clients unsure
Their cases put to the test

There once was a president who spoke,
With wild claims that left people broke,
The “Late Show” host fact-checked with glee,
And revealed the lies for all to see,
In the end, the truth finally spoke.

There once was a man named Tim Burchett,
Who essentially shrugged and then leant in,
He faced challenges with a grin,
His confidence never thin,
In politics, he always tried to win.

There once was a Daily Show host
Who spotted a shocking turn of most
For the president, oh dear
It filled him with fear
As he joked about it with a toast.

There once was a Texas paper so keen,
Drawing local and D.C. scene,
Their distinction was clear,
In headlines so near,
A limerick for them, a praise serene.

There once was a president who, in fun,
Blamed Biden for something he’d done.
But the people could see
It was all just a spree,
Of deflecting the blame, everyone won.