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There once was a man named Sliwa,
Whose rhyme to Hannity went viral,
On Fox News he did speak,
In a limerick so neat,
Their banter was truly spiral.

Yes, Donald Trump may be unpopular but
His supporters stand by him in a rut
Despite all the hate
They won’t hesitate
To defend him, no ifs, ands, or buts

There once was a snapshot so rare
Of time zero beyond compare
It gave us a peek
Into times so unique
As our solar system did prepare

There once was a lad named Jabari
Shot by an officer, quite contrary
The video’s not shown
And the truth is unknown
Authorities play it quite wary

There once was a man named Gary O’Donoghue
Who thought he’d lost something, it’s true
But then he found it again
Relief washed over him when
He announced “I’ve got it!” with a big hooray, woo!

There once was a president who
At an energy summit, he’d go
Digressing on Tuesday
In a speech so wordy
That many fell asleep in a row

There once was a president so bold,
Who on his wife’s podcast extolled,
“It was touch and go,
For a while, you know,”
His journey, remembered and told.

A favor, as big as can be,
Said the president, quite personally.
Death and life were at stake,
A decision he’d make,
In a situation so grave and weighty.

There once was a man named Schulz
Who said what he wanted with gusto
He cursed about presidents
And caused quite the presence
But his words he refused to repose

There once was a man called Tillis
Who wanted the files with such zeal
He yelled, “Release them now!”
With a furrowed brow
In hopes of uncovering some deal.