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There once was a man named Flynn,
Believed in conspiracy with a grin,
QAnon he did adhere,
To claims that were quite severe,
Of satanic rituals and sin.

There once was a man named Vance Boelter,
Indicted for shooting those of political shelter.
He aimed his gun at the Dems,
Filled with rage like phlegms,
Now he faces a legal helter-skelter.

There once were some troops and Marines,
Deployed to respond to some scenes.
Protests against raids,
Where chaos cascades,
In numbers of four thousand, it seems.

There once was a suspect from Atlanta,
Whom Police issued an arrest warrant for;
But they haven’t caught the crook,
Or revealed their true look,
Leaving everyone wondering more.

There once was a man named Johnson
Who preached about transparency fun
But when Dems asked for files
He blocked with sly smiles
Hypocrisy in action, he shunned

There once were some courts in a race,
With a backlog they couldn’t erase,
Firings came despite,
Funding in their sight,
But the cases still slowed at their pace.

There once was a man named Epstein
Conservatives found it a pain
To talk about him anymore
Their silence was quite a bore
After criticizing, they did refrain

There once was a man named the president
Whose tendencies, Harry Enten was insistent
Have “historically” aided him well
His chances to win, only time will tell
But for now, his support remains consistent

There once was a jokester named Jordan,
Said the president’s cool as a cucumber,
When asked about files,
Tied to Epstein’s vile trials,
With a smirk, he made fun of the hummer.

There once was a gal named Kaye
Idol family’s cornerstone, they say
Loved and respected by all
In their hearts, she stands tall
Forever missed in every way