Jimmy Fallon Flames Trump Supporters’ Fiery Response To Epstein Findings

There once was a host from the show
Who called out Trump’s excuses that grow
For handling files
Linked to sex offender trials
On “Tonight Show,” his anger did flow

Fox News Star Stuns With Unreal Take On ‘Nazis’ And ‘The Blacks’

There once was a journalist named Hasan
Whose jokes could destroy a whole plan
Said in jest, they’d be cursed
And his career would be reversed
For his words, he must always take a stand

Donald Trump Taunts AOC And Jasmine Crockett — Then Undermines Himself In Next Breath

There once was a president who, without restraint,
Made a boast that backfired, causing great disappointment.
His words came back to bite,
Revealing his lack of foresight,
And left him feeling quite irrelevant.

Seth Meyers Actually Agrees With Trump’s Latest Boast, But For A Brutal Reason

There once was a comedian bright,
Who flipped the president’s brag with delight,
On “Late Night” he took aim,
And mocked without shame,
Turning the boast into a comic sight.

Texas Officials Report Death Threats As Flash Flood Response Faces Scrutiny

There once was a storm on July 4
That left devastation and more
With at least 132 dead
Many now filled with dread
As they wonder what could’ve been done before

Elon Musk Soft-Launches ‘NSFW’ AI Companion A Week After Chatbot Goes On Antisemitic Tirade

There once was an avatar named Ani,
In a tight black dress she looked quite fancy,
Launched the same day,
As a billionaire’s pay,
With a $200 million military grant, quite chancy.

Budget Airline That Took ICE Contract Is Shutting Down West Coast Operations

There once was an airline named Avelo
Said they’d have to start letting locations go
California, Oregon, too
Washington and Montana, it’s true
Financial strain forced them to close, now it’s so

Congressman Writes Song ‘Release The Epstein Files,’ And, Yeah, It’s Cringe

There once was a Congressman Hank,
Singing songs, his voice quite frank,
Ear candy or earache,
He started to make,
Georgia Democrat with a prank.

Trump Commerce Secretary Flamed For ‘Out Of Touch’ Tequila Video

There once was a man named Howard,
Who flaunted tequila, ignoring the horrid.
As millions faced loss,
Of Medicaid, the cost,
His actions seemed quite untoward.

Mom Shares 8-Year-Old’s Sweet Final Words To Her Before Tragic Texas Flood

There once was a girl named Blakely,
A live wire, so lively and sprightly,
With fun, spirited flair,
She brightened the air,
Now her memory shines ever brightly.

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