There once was a driver, they dread,
Who didn’t wear a seat belt, it’s said,
Recklessly thrown into the air,
Passengers left in despair,
For safety, a seat belt is widespread.
There once was a handy app called X,
Where everything happened, no hex,
From news to chat,
And fancy new hat,
All in one place, no need to vex.
There once was a president in place
Who desired a larger event space
It looks like he’ll get
His wish, no regret
Now he can host with more grace
There once was a councilman named Lee,
Attacked with a vat of gasoline, you see.
The assailant set him ablaze,
In a violent and fiery craze,
Witnesses horrified as they plea.
There once was a soundtrack so upbeat,
It caused online backlash to sweep.
With rhythm so quick,
It made folks feel sick,
Now it’s deemed music to delete.
There once was a man, it’s presumed,
His actions were widely assumed,
But what they all thought,
Was not what he sought,
For his true intentions were lightly perfumed.
There once was a congresswoman right,
Who boasted with all of her might,
“It’s not even debatable,”
She tweeted on a cable,
But her words caused quite a big fight.
There once were some Murphys who’d sing,
Showed pics of Trump with Epstein, the king,
During one of their songs,
Got the crowd singing along,
Dropkick Murphys surely did bring.
There once was a comedian bold,
Who said Trump was thin-skinned and cold,
Called him a pernicious cancer,
A buffoon and a chancer,
And his brain was apparently sold.
There once was a president, so stern,
With a deadline of August 1 to discern,
He vowed to levy a tax,
On countries lacking a trade pact,
For his trade agreement, he yearned.