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There once was a farm, Glass House,
Growing cannabis, tomatoes, and mouse,
ICE officials came by,
Made the workers all sigh,
But the farm still kept growing, no grouse.

There once was a comic named Ronny,
Who mocked the president quite funny.
He joked about a threat,
From Iran, so specific, yet
Turned it into humor, not money.

There once was a president so keen,
The White House made him look supreme.
In an image of Superman,
For his fans, a grand slam,
But some critics thought it extreme.

There once was a rep named Jared Moskowitz
Who said Noem’s actions caused quite a mix
In the West Wing they’re unaware
Of the “damage” she did there
He spoke out with strong, critical kicks.

Ruth Ben-Ghiat warned it was a classic sign,
When leaders try to undermine a free press line,
They manipulate truth,
To maintain their sleuth,
But democracy says we must all intertwine.

There once was a clip that was brave,
Showing links between president and knave.
The scandal was vast,
From the present to past,
A story that no one could waive.

There once was a secretary so cringe,
Whose video was mocked with a cringe.
The critics did sneer,
At the defense’s veneer,
But the secretary stood on the fringe.

Democrats and Republicans may not agree
But this issue united them, you see
They joined hands to confront
A challenge that’s not a front
Together they fought for what should be

Who wants to tell her?
Said a critic, quite sure.
Of Trump’s daughter-in-law’s claim,
That left many in shame,
Oh, the stories she’ll endure!

There were mistakes made, said the president,
Things went wrong, we must now repent,
He told Lara Trump with care,
In an interview rare,
On Fox News, this news was sent.