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There once was a chopper on high,
That collided with planes in the sky,
Over Washington one day,
Causing chaos and dismay,
In a crash that made many cry.

There once was a man named Taylor Kirby
Who misused his visa all so freely
He produced and sold porn
On the web he was born
Now he faces a fate that’s quite dreary

There once was a man named Trump,
Whose comments created a thump,
About a family member,
Causing much dismember,
His blunders left many in a slump.

There once was a CEO quite bold
In a Bentley, he was told
He rear-ended a BMW
And crashed into a guardrail, it’s true
Now his reckless driving has been paroled.

There once was a councilman named Lee,
Attacked with a vat of gasoline, you see.
The assailant set him ablaze,
In a violent and fiery craze,
Witnesses horrified as they plea.

There once was a man named Harris,
In the polls, he was the clear heiress,
On the Democratic track,
He never looked back,
But victory was just a near miss.

There once was a drink called High Noon,
Received empty cans far too soon,
From a packaging supplier,
That Celsius did hire,
Their mistake left them all in a swoon.

There once was a school superintendent named Walters,
Whose office was filled with scandalous alters.
Two board members did see
Naked women on TV,
Now the investigation falters.

There once was a podcaster who asked,
“Should a university be a place unmasked?”
Where opinions can flow,
And ideas freely grow,
For self-expression is the task.

There once was a girl named Paola Clouatre
ICE detained her, causing much despair
But thanks to Senator Kennedy
She was finally set free
Now she can breathe the sweet air