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There once was a theft in Hollywood
Of six watches that were quite good
Worth $125,000
In Santiago they strayed
But were found, as they should

There once was a man named Combs,
Who asked for bail in large sums.
But the judge said no,
Said Diddy must go,
For violence and disregard he comes.

There once was a man from Arkansas,
At Devil’s Den, he broke the law,
Police released his face,
In the murder case,
Now they’re hunting him down with no flaws.

There once was a man named Colbert
Fired for a “lack of talent,” it’s said
The president insisted
But many resisted
For his humor, we all felt misled

There once was a man named Trump,
Who tweets with a bit of a thump,
He weighed in on Tarlov,
After she spoke of,
A bad thing to do with a slump.

There once was a man named McNeil
Filmed a stop that turned quite unreal
Florida cops in a rage
Smashed his window, engaged
Now poor William’s face needs to heal

There once was a host of TV,
Accused of being a “bad Jew” was he,
For his views on Palestine and Israel,
Some thought him not so swell,
But Jon Stewart spoke honestly and free.

There once was a comic named Desi
Who mocked the president, oh so crazy
With an “uninvited” guest
Causing quite the unrest
Making projecting strength seem hazy

There’s a question that many feel,
But Tim Burchett’s here to reveal,
With a smile and zeal,
He explains the ordeal,
In Tennessee, he seals the deal.

There once was a “Late Show” host, quite bold,
Who gave the president a backhanded scold.
With wit and with flair,
He aired his critique with care,
In limericks his message was told.