Full ‘Idiocracy’: Trump’s Bonkers Plan For White House Event Gets Panned By Critics
There once was a president bold,
Who planned an event, so we’re told,
Up to 25,000,
Would come to hear plenty,
On the White House grounds, we now hold.
There once was a president bold,
Who planned an event, so we’re told,
Up to 25,000,
Would come to hear plenty,
On the White House grounds, we now hold.
Some Republicans, with their stance rather frilly,
Spoke out against the bill, acting silly.
But when it came to the vote,
They did not rock the boat,
And supported it, acting willy-nilly.
There once was a bill deemed “beautiful”
That left moderate Reps feeling woeful
Jessica Tarlov did state
It could seal their fate
At the midterms, their hopes may be null.
There once was a lawmaker far-right,
Who fired off rounds in plain sight,
After making each point,
His gun did anoint,
Till his actions caused quite a fright.
There once was a Dem named Goldman
Who criticized the president, a con
He spoke out with glee
For all to see
In Congress, his voice was well-known
There once was a Rollins named Brooke
Her views on Republicans did provoke
Many eye-rolls galore
From the ones she abhorred
In politics, she often would stoke.
There once was a moment so real,
It was slammed as “shocking” and surreal,
People gasped and they stared,
As if they were scared,
In disbelief at what they did feel.
Under Trump’s rule, a major shift,
Military enforcing the border, a gift.
With Mexico they’re engaged,
A new role on this stage,
In border control, they now drift.
There’s doubt in the Club World Cup mix,
For many it’s not quite the fix.
Teams not at their best,
Fans feeling distressed,
But still, the tournament politics.
There once was a man with a plan
To spot a disorder if he can
In just five months’ time
He’d solve the crime
Of research, he was a big fan