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There once was a host from MSNBC
Who predicted Trump’s bill would cost key
Republicans the House,
With each passing grouse,
His foresight may just come to be.

There once was a Rep named Tim Burchett,
Who argued with CNN’s Keilar, a wretch,
As the House debated with zeal,
The president’s “big beautiful bill” deal,
Their clash was a political sketch.

There once was a president quite mad,
At Raskin, his anger he had.
His bill was stalled tight,
In Congress, no light,
In frustration, he threw a fit that was bad.

There once was a woman named Tammy,
Critics laughed at her vibe that seemed clammy,
They called it cultish,
But she remained bullish,
In the spotlight, she was always glammy.

There once was a man named Chaffetz
Who sent GOP lawmakers threats
He was quite menacing
And they found it distressing
In fear, they began to fret

There once was a president bold,
Whose claim made Trump’s temper run cold.
It irked him a lot,
But what could he plot?
The former’s words could not be controlled.

The president’s White House woo-fest
With Republicans quickly went sideways
Their negotiations went astray
No agreement was reached that day
Leaving both parties feeling stressed

There once was a Rep. from N.Y.
Accusing Republicans one day
Of “sh***ing on middle class”
With a bill that would pass
In politics, this is the way.

In sports, the transgender debate
Has caused quite a heated state
Many laws have been passed
To keep trans athletes outclassed
Their participation met with hate

There once was a snake all green,
In the cargo hold it was seen,
Passengers were boarding,
Their fears were recording,
On a Virgin Australia flight, so serene.