There once was a rule from the EPA,
To revoke a finding one day,
That carbon emissions endanger,
Public health, so strange and so tender,
But the fight for the earth will still stay.
People pondered the President’s phrase,
When asked about Epstein’s dark maze.
On the private island,
His words were no denial,
Now speculation sets minds ablaze.
A golfer named Trump, so they say,
Spends his trips golfing all day.
With luxury estates in his sight,
Promoting his properties with all his might,
On the green, he loves to play.
There once was a man named Mike Collins
Who believed in calling balls and strikes with no problems
But his timing was poor
As a pitch hit the floor
In the video, chaos was the outcome
There once was a man named Kennedy,
Who faced social media scrutiny.
He was told how to reply,
To violence, oh my,
Critics didn’t let him go free.
There once was a show host named Jon,
Who spotted a moment quite bizarrely spawn.
At a news conference so grand,
The president made a stand,
And Jon found the whole thing quite a con.
There once was a leader quite clever
Who handled the president, however
The “Late Show” host did say
He knows how to play
In politics, he’s truly a treasure.
There once was a suspect at large,
Who left a message quite large,
His attack at Park Ave,
Left four in the grave,
Now the police are in charge.
There once was a man named Pete,
Who wanted transparency complete,
He didn’t care if you’re red or blue,
Fighting abuses was what he’d pursue,
For justice, he wouldn’t skip a beat.
There once were two diners so rich,
Who shared lobster, cocktails, and quiche.
With security guards near,
They showed no fear,
Eyewitnesses saw every stitch.